CELEBRITIES' UNINTENTIONALLY RIDICULOUS PAGES
(official sites only):

Kelsey Grammer and his wife Camille
I can't figure out what's more vile: the picture of the two of them, their bios, or the FAQ which addresses Camille's Club MTV days, pregnancy rumors, and just how much Frasier Crane and Kelsey Grammer have in common.

 

Melanie Griffith
Her site is called "Avalon" and you can hear Melanie's soothing voice saying "join me" when you enter through the gates.
Sections include "intimacy", "goddess giving", and "magic door".
I think the site is even dumber than she is.

 

Pat Harrington
(a.k.a. Schneider on "One Day At A Time")
Who knew he had comedy albums?
He also posted his resume on the site so I assume work is scarce these days.
Further proof: he's hawking autographed pictures for $15 a pop.

Steven Seagal
He speaks to his fans, he teaches martial arts,
he brags about his movies, and guess what? He sings!

 

Richard Hatch
He's the Battlestar Galactica guy, not the Survivor guy.
He seems chock full of ideas to bring back Battlestar Galactica, coincidentally.
He's been writing Battlestar Galactica novels.
And he's selling signed copies!

George Takei
He tells you all about his trip to the Kentucky Derby,
and he sells his autograph, plain or on pictures.
His homepage includes a strange & creepy
morphing picture of himself.

 

Lance Henriksen: Actor and Potter
Just go there. I don't know what else to say.

Jeff Bridges
(I'm sorry, I love Jeff Bridges, but wow.)
He does get bonus points, though, since the only
pictures he's hawking are ones he took,
and all the profits go to the End Hunger Network.
Still, that doesn't quite make up for the music files.

Bob Denver
Buy an autographed Gilligan hat for only $19.95.
Learn fun facts: Did you know that Skipper and Gilligan
were often called the Laurel & Hardy of their day?

Robert Goulet
The man, the actor, the entertainer. At least that's what it says on his web page.
The pictures on this site are particularly creepy, for some reason.
And I think we have a winner for worst celebrity artist.

 

Tori Spelling
There's a photo gallery. Need I say more?
(I need. It'll cost you $50 for an autographed picture.
I can't believe she charges more than Schneider.)

 

Burt Reynolds
This site used to be a lot more fun, but it's still a thrilling Burt tribute.
Check out the info under his one-man show!

Danorama Productions
I found this linked to Ann-Margaret's site.
It's just. . .fabulous. Go there!

 

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