Ok, the Samburu tribe SUCKS! I HATE them! Those 4 younger members totally suck and they are mean and I hope soooooo bad that they lose. Ahhhh. With that said, not much steamy action except those Samburu losers suck. And the Boran tribe is SOOOOO much cooler. I love them. I want them all to win. Natch, Samburu lost immunity and one of the "elders", Linda, was voted off. Down with Samburu!!!

No cow's blood this week (thank goodness), but we DID have to see big Clarence in a pair of tighty-whitey's and a 56 year old woman (with lots of tan lines) in a thong… so yeah, there was still a little bit of horror.

The reward challenge was for a gigantic vat of water (and shampoo) and Boran won. I really like Boran a lot better than Samburu. They are so divided between the old people and young people. And frankly, the young people suck. They do nothing but complain and lay around and even steal some breakfast. They kind of suck. The immunity challenge was to build a giant SOS sign. That's where the thong and tighty-whitey's came in. And maybe that helped, cuz Boran won!!! Woo-hoo! So Samburu went to tribal council, and after 2 rounds of a tied vote between Old Carl and Lazy Lindsey, Carl was voted out. Damn. Oh well.

OK, this week had to have THE GROSSEST immunity challenge ever out of all 3 Survivor's. This week, Samburu and Boran tribes had to drink cow's blood (blllugghh) mixed with cow's milk (bbllluggh). Uh, I getting queasy just thinking of it. I knew things were gonna get gross when they had the locals parade this cow out if front of the tribes and then there was a voiceover about how the cow was tested for any fatal diseases, or something like that. Now, I think the locals shot it with an arrow in the side, but I turned away at this point, cuz I had just finished eating my pasta with marinara sauce and I knew this sight could make me toss it up. So I turned my head for a minute, but I did turn back a second too soon and saw blood pouring out of the side of the cow like a soda fountain. (uhhh, ok I can't talk about this part anymore.)

So the tribes had to do shots of it. These people are all crazy. Now it is confirmed. Well, Boran lost during the final extra-large glass sudden death round so they voted out the sickling…Jessie. And man, I don't know what her luxury item was, but she should've brought chapstick, cuz those dehydrated brown lips were looking awful funky. So now Boran has lost 2 people, while Samburu has 8.