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first air: 1/11/02
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| Mmm-Bop! Oh yeah, it's the return of musical group Hanson! Turns out Roxie's ex-boyfriend is Issac Hanson, the older, uglier Hanson bro. Issac didn't show up till the end of the ep and then he only had one small scene. C'mon, is Hanson really that busy that they didn't have time for more than one little scene? Or is it that they act so badly… hmmmm. Well, the episode (which was kind of all over the place in plot), ended with Hanson performing in a soup kitchen. Yes, you read that right, soup kitchen, Complete with full-band setup and all. Other episode highlights included a visit from recurring Barbara Eden as evil "Aunt Irma", who put Harvey on trial to see if eh could be trusted to keep the Spellman family secret, that Sabrina's a witch. And on Sabrina's birthday nonetheless! No worries though, he passed. And of course, miscommunication and madness ensues between Sabrina and Harvey and Josh and Morgan, but natch, it's all resolved now. And Morgan is as spoiled as ever. Gotta love her. |
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first air: 10/26/01
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| Who doesn't love a good ol' Halloween episode on Sabrina? Well, this year's festivities had Sabrina and her gang taking a ride on the Murder Mystery Train. You know, one of those cheesy who-done-it mystery things that usually comes with a buffet, but this one came with a lunch and juicebox. Oooooohhhhh. Except when Salem convinced Sabrina to take her friends, her forgot to mention it was an "Other Realm" train, meaning the gang actually "became" the characters they were playing. So natch, Morgan played a snooby rich girl, Roxie a maid, Milo a scholar, Harvey a self-centered tennis pro, and Josh, a photographer. Josh's character was murdered and Sabrina was the detective. After much detective work, Sabrina learned that SHE was actually the killer. (It was because of this whole thing where Sabrina felt Josh wasn't being supportive of her and her ideas, so she was mad at him, so the "other realm" turned him into her murder victim… it's really not worth the whole explanation). And the final clue that lead to her figuring it out came from Aunt Hilda's taffy, made with unicorn - an ingredient lethal to mortals. Who knew? See, you learn something new everyday. |
first air: 10/19/01
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| So, guess who's back? Harvey! Sabrina's old boyfriend who found out that she was a witch and dumped her. But now he's dating Morgan. Anyway, the big part of the ep focused on Josh's new job. He's working at the local newspaper as the photojournalist. And his boss is Norm from Cheers. Cool, huh? Well, the whole thing was that Josh was basically at work all the time, cuz Norm always wanted to hang out and talk so Josh was stuck with him and never got to see Sabrina. But after a few spells gone bad (including a very amusing Sonny and Cher spell) Norm realized the error of his ways and let Josh have a life. Oh yeah, and Milo spent the ep making a videodiary. He interviewed all the girls he knew to get tips on how he could become more attractive to the opposite sex. But in the end, he got the girl he wanted when Sabrina made him booylicious… and I mean that literally. PS - Didja know that somebody else is gonna take over for Hilda when she leaves the show? (she's taking over for Rosie O'Donnell next year). But it's gonna be like the two Beckys from Roseanne. Any guesses on her replacement are welcome. |
first air: 10/12/01
 OMG.
Sabrina had a date with Destiny this week. Who knew that Destiny was Bryan
McFayden. Yep, you read that right, the same guy who introduces *NSYNC
videos on MTV was making his acting debut (I think) as Destiny himself.
He was actually pretty good, but I just kept thinking that it was Bryan,
so I was a little distracted. Sabrina's on-again-off-again boyfriend,
Josh, came back into town, so Sabrina had this whole thing about what
was her destiny in life… to be with Josh or not. Blah blah blah.
Did I mention Bryan McFayden was in it? Cute ep and it was nice to see
Josh again too… looking mighty tan. |
first air: 10/05/01
 The
witch is back. No big changes in the show this season. This episode focused
on Milo and Sabrina making a B-movie about vampires. And, of course, starring
3 cheerleaders… Morgan, Roxie, and Sabrina. Sisqo guest starred as
the real life vampire. Well, that's it I guess. Not that the episode sucked
or anything, it's just there's not too much to say this week. Everyone
sorta looks the same too, so really isn't anything for me to say. Try
back next week for some cheesy fun. |
first air: 5/4/01
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of my fave repeats was on this week. Aunt Helda and Zelda turned Sabrina's
Spring Break fantasies into a tame (lame) 60's beach party so they'd be
sure Sabrina didn't get any action from her new boyfriend who went on
the trip to Florida. (ya know, since 60's tv shows didn't have kids doing
crazy things). And you can't have a 60's beach party without, you know
who… FRANKIE AVALON?! |
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