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first air: 10/31/01
Felicity's last chance at a $10,000 scholarship to pay for school lies with the "Sunrise Surprise Beauty Pageant". Yeah baby! We're talking full on pageantry, including an opening dance number (performed to the tune of "Rhinestone Cowboy"), swimsuits, evening gowns, and talent. Can I get a 'whoop whoop'??!! And with Javier as her pageant mom-figure, I thought Felicity would be a shoe-in to win. Even against special guest star, and fellow pageant contestant, Monica (the singer). I was totally bummed, however, that during the talent/swimsuit/gown montage, we never got to see Felicity! That sucked. Especially since we saw her practicing her dance routine. I felt a little cheated, didn't you? Well, when the awards were handed out, Felicity took home to ever-so-coveted "Formal Wear" award. Boooo! Lots of laughs, but not enough Felicity. But the snippiness and tampering with other girls costumes was a nice bonus. So another big Felicity moment was the news that she is/was preggers. And she thought it was Noel's. But after the pageant, she mysteriously tells Ben she got her period so she's not pregnant. OK, that seemed way too out there for me. MY crazy guess is that Felicity really is still pregnant, but she doesn't want to cause problems with Ben and Noel, so she's gonna lie. I could be totally wrong here, but I just have this feeling. Whatever. Noel got a job as the new university guidance counselor. Odd, but cute. And Sean and Meghan are going to remain a happy couple. Meghan had decided to let her family cut her off so she can stay married to Sean. I mean, I love them together and all, but she's giving up a LOT of money here. And for what? Sean's shrimp yogurt invention? Gross. Well, I hope it works out for everyone. PS - the snotty chick who won the pageant plays a totally nude foreign exchange student in the upcoming flick "Not Another Teen Movie"… |
first air: 10/23/01
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| So Sean and Meghan's parents want to get together and meet, now that their kids are married.(!!) The whole episode I couldn't wait to see their parents and watch them interact. After one fouled partial meeting, the big shebang finally took place during brunch at Meghan's parents house. And in true Meghan style, she showed up wearing a hot pink miniskirt and handkerchief top… basically looking like a cheap hooker. Sean's family is soooo Sean, his dad is an inventor like him, and his brother was actually played by Sean's real life brother. Meghan's parents are totally rich, and sorta uptight. Totally UN-Meghan. The meeting ended way bad, and the next morning Meghan told Noel that her parents want her to anul the marriage or she's gonna be cut off finacially. That sucks! I want Meghan and Sean to be together forever! I hope she doesn't' do it. PS - Sean's totally broke and all the furniture in his apt. got repossesed! That is until, Noel helped him. Noel got $50,000 from the inheritance of the Doritos girl he married a long time ago (I'm a little shady on all the inheritance details, but I don't thin they matter really) and he loaned it/gave it to Sean. Isn't he such a sweetie??!!! I love Noel. PPS - Noel is (or now maybe "was") moving to Chelsea in a new apartment! Woo-hoo! Maybe his fake apartment will be in my real building! |
first air: 10/17/01
| OMG… there are so many things to OMG about I don't know where to start… so we'll just start at the top. First off, Felicity and Noel had sex!! They didn't just make-out on the roof, they got totally busy!! What's up with that! I mean, I've always been a huge Noel fan, but Felicity has been down this Ben/Noel road sooo many times you think she'd learn to control herself. But no. And Noel gave her the biggest hickey I think I've EVER seen before… it was like the size of a baseball… sorta. Anyway, it left her having to wear turtlenecks all the time to cover it up from Ben. Yeah, that can only last so long. I swear, like 5 times during that ep Felicity looked like she was gonna spill the beans to Ben. But natch, she didn't. I'm sure this will drag on for a short while… but it looks like Ben gets the news next week. And what was with "Janet"? The mysterious woman on the message machine? I don't really believe he was telling the truth. I bet she comes up in another ep. But gosh, Felicity wanted him to be cheating on her SOOO badly so she could feel better about Noel. So after he told her that wack-a-doo story about studying in that hotel with "Janet", it was no surprise that Felicity broke up with him. I guess the guilt was getting to her. |
| Ok, have I said before that I LOVE Sean and Meghan? Well, first I loved Sean's ideas for gifts for Elena and Tracy's wedding. The "rubber band" musical condoms? Nice touch. Really. And I though it was pretty funny with the whole "Can Meghan kiss Tracy" bet. But c'mon, we al knew Elena and Tracy weren't getting married. Especially cuz this is his last ep of Felicity cuz he went off to do that show Scrubs. And also, who'd wanna marry Elena when she was wearing that HIDEOUS wedding dress. Yuck. For a girl who usually has great style, what the hell was that dress all about? It looked like one of those Playtex 24-hour support bras up front. Gross. But, what I NEVER saw coming was what happened next… are you ready??? |
SEAN AND MEGHAN DECIDED TO GET MARRIED ON THE SPOT!! Hey, since Elena wasn't gonna be the bride and the room and reception were already planned, somebody might as well tie the knot and I couldn't be happier that it was these guys. Also, love that Elena asked Felicity to apply to be ordained to marry her over the internet. That's kind of actually how Laurie got married (sorry, Laurie, hope I'm not giving out too much personal info here… but her non-minister friend got a license to perform her ceremony too… very cool). So of course, Felicity was Sean and Meghan, and they danced to DJ Richard's disco music at the reception. I LOVE IT! |
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first air: 10/10/01
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Our girl Felicity (whose hair has thankfully grown out and looks lovely) spent the whole summer with cutie patootie Noel. Ahhhh. But no action between them… UNTIL BEN RETURNED! Hello Felicity, you've been down this path before… you had the whole summer to make-out with Noel, so why wait until Ben returns from EMT camp to make your move, huh? (PS- OMG, could Ben look any hotter? And wanting to go to med school? SEXY BABY!) So who knows where that's gonna go. Somebody is getting dumped. |
 Hallelujah,
for Javier. He is now a regular on the show (yippee!). Just loved Felicity
slathering his hairy back with suntan lotion… He is currently moonlighting
from Dean and Deluca as Elena's wedding planner. So he's no J.Lo, but
I think he's doing a good job. Meghan and Sean are still the funniest
couple on tv. Love that Sean was eating Elena's wedding cake right out
of the fridge. Also love that Sean and Meghan played the "If you could
sleep with anyone in the world who would it be" game, and Meghan chose
Elena's finacee Tracy! Sean was like "You can't pick somebody you know!"
She didn't care. I smell trouble for Elena. And it smells like Tracy and
Meghan having a fling… |
Oh yeah, Felicity's dad was in town to make her life more miserable. He likes to give her newspaper clippings about successful young people to make her feel worse about her life. (C'mon we ALL know what that's like). Anyhoo, Felicity has financially emancipated herself from the 'rents and is paying for senior year on her own. Good luck honey. |
first air: 5/23/01
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SEASON
FINALE!!
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Here's the scoop on what happened, and everybody's summer plans.  Sean
and Meghan… geez I'm gonna miss these guys this summer. The 2 of
them spent the episode arguing over where they were going to vacation
this summer. Meghan wanted to go to her rich parents house in Switzerland,
which would be free of charge and comes with a full-time cook and total
amenities. Hello, where can I sign up?! But Sean wanted to be "the
man" and pay for their vacation himself. So he suggested places he
could afford, like Atlantic City and Israel, to live on a kibbutz. At
one point, Sean wanted to go camping, but after checking out the dehydrated
food and tiny stove he'd have to cook on out in the woods…well…
it doesn't take a genius to figure out that Sean finally gave in to luxurious
Switzerland. Have fun kids! |
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Elena
broke it off with DeForest (bye Kenan!) when Tracey came back around
after calling it quits with his girlfriend Rose. But just when Elena
thought she'd be getting back together with Tracey, he showed up at
her pad, saying how he didn't want to be her boyfriend anymore…
he wanted to be her husband… AND THEN HE PULLED OUT A RING AND
PROPOSED!!! Elena fainted. So technically we don't know if she said
yes. Drrrrrr.  |
Well, Ruby (yeah Amy Smart!) came back to see Noel graduate, and she brought her little baby Eva, with her. Nothing worked out between them, so we'll probably never see her on the show again. But there was thing whole fight between Noel and Felicity because he didn't want to be "just friends" with Felicity. But finally, they made peace, because neither one wanted Noel to go off to Seattle in the middle of a fight. Everything was good with Felicity and Ben - the 2 were gonna go camping this summer. But then Ben, at the last minute, decided he really wanted to go to EMT training school in Kansas. You know, the whole Avery/death thing is still kinda haunting him. So Felicity put him in a cab, and they said their goodbyes… on great terms, no problems there. BUT… just when Felicity thought she'd be living in Sean's loft all by her lonesome this summer…. GUESS WHAT…. NOEL CAME BACK THROUGH THE DOOR… his dotcom company in Seattle went belly-up, so he's back for the summer!! And remember where he lives… in the loft! So, looks like Felicity and Noel will be chillin' like villains this summer. Yipee!! While I think Ben is a babe, I always loved Felicity with Noel. Oh yeah, for extra fun, make sure to check out NoelCrane.com. This is "Noel's" senior animation project. A very cool idea that blends reality with a tv character… hell, it's just cool to look at. |
first air: 5/9/01
Can I get an Amen? AVERY IS GONE!!! Finally!!! And on top of her being ousted, she looked totally wretched in that blue button-up shirt she was wearing in the opening scene. And later on when she almost OD'ed on pills and wound up in the hospital she looked like crap too… HA! |
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Now for the important
stuff to everyone else… Noel totally has the hots for Felicity.
Again. It's finals time, so Noel and Felicity and studying in the library
together, like they do every year. And at this point, Felicity and Ben
are sort of having some weird tension. But Noel confessed that he kinda
liked Felicity and he kissed her! And she didn't exactly say no, either…
she just looked like she was really confused. And Noel took some nerdy
computer-geek job in Seattle and asked Felicity to come work with him…
she seemed kinda tempted. |
Sean
decided he wants to have a Bar Mitzvah, with a theme party and all.
So he wantes to invite his rabbi over for dinner to meet Meghan and
talk about Jewish things. So in walks Rabbi Levin… a really cute
woman. Naturally, Meghan had no idea the rabbi was a chick. Meghan pulls
Sean aside and blurts out "Rabbi Levin looks like a Hooters girl…
is she gonna give you a lapdance?" HA! Over dinner they sang a
song about brisket. Very entertaining, really. Later on, Meghan started
to have mixed feelings about their relationship so she told Sean she
was having doubts… "I'm not Jewish, you're not Wiccan, it
won't work". In the end, they agreed to go to couples therapy.
They get my vote for cutest couple of the year. |
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first air: 4/??/01
Thank goodness for new episodes of Felicity!! And what's even better is that her hair is finally growing out!! No more having to look at her chia-pet head. I mean c'mon, it was really hard to look at that old hair and not react with a small facial twitch. |
"It's just a basketball game"…. YEAH RIGHT!!! I HATE AVERY! I just want to make that a known fact right off the bat. I don't know why she had to come onto the show, and I don't want to get to know her, I just hate her. If she breaks up Felicity and Ben, I will be totally pissed off. I know my mom doesn't like Felicity with Ben because he's too dull for her, so she's happy to have a new chick come steal him away, but my mom just doesn't understand. It only took Felicity and Ben like a million years to get together, so just let it be for a while! I can't even believe she told Felicity to her face that she likes Ben. And the fact that Avery was all over the previews for the next few episodes gets me VERY nervous. Well, if she HAS to be around for a while, I'd at least let her buy me some nice gifts. |
Meghan, as usual, kills me. I love her! And as a teaching assistant at an elementary school? Hello, who in their right mind would let Meghan be around small children she might actually have an influence on? But I give her credit… trying to teach witchcraft to the kids. Nice. And then she got sent home by the teachers to change her outfit -- they wanted her to wear her bra UNDERNEATH her clothes. You go girl. |
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